Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by OKCHU, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. The two finalists in a poetry contest were a Cambridge graduate and a chav. The final contest was for them to make a poem in 2 minutes containing a word that would be given to them by the judges. The word was "TIMBUKTU."

    The Cambridge graduate was the first to recite his poem:

    “Slowly across the desert sand,
    Trekked a lonely caravan.
    Men on camels two by two,
    Destination Timbuktu.”

    The audience went wild. They thought the chav would never stand a chance against the Cambridge graduate.

    Nevertheless, the chav stood up and recited his poem:

    “Me and Tim a hunting went,
    Met three whores in a pop-up tent.
    They were three and we were two,
    So I bucked one and Timbuktu.”

    The chav won hands down.