The two finalists in a poetry contest were a Cambridge graduate and a chav. The final contest was for them to make a poem in 2 minutes containing a word that would be given to them by the judges. The word was "TIMBUKTU." The Cambridge graduate was the first to recite his poem: âSlowly across the desert sand, Trekked a lonely caravan. Men on camels two by two, Destination Timbuktu.â The audience went wild. They thought the chav would never stand a chance against the Cambridge graduate. Nevertheless, the chav stood up and recited his poem: âMe and Tim a hunting went, Met three whores in a pop-up tent. They were three and we were two, So I bucked one and Timbuktu.â The chav won hands down.