Tim Westwood

Mr_Fingerz

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#1
#4
Tim Westwood is non-human. visiting some bods in Afghanistan does not make you a "forces favourite". It makes you a publicity whore. The only way that glue sniffer would be a favourite would be if he started dressing and talking like the lowestoft born 50 year old he is and not a 15 year old LA gangsta wannabe.
 
#5
Tim Westwood is non-human. visiting some bods in Afghanistan does not make you a "forces favourite". It makes you a publicity whore. The only way that glue sniffer would be a favourite would be if he started dressing and talking like the lowestoft born 50 year old he is and not a 15 year old LA gangsta wannabe.
Lmao..well said

Never could work that c*nt out
 
#6
Tim Westwood is non-human. visiting some bods in Afghanistan does not make you a "forces favourite". It makes you a publicity whore. The only way that glue sniffer would be a favourite would be if he started dressing and talking like the lowestoft born 50 year old he is and not a 15 year old LA gangsta wannabe.
Fair point he is a bit mental but he has been in and around the hip hop scene since he was in his teens, its not suprising really. Only like squaddies picking up squaddy mannerisms and phrases over the years!
 
#8
Fair point he is a bit mental but he has been in and around the hip hop scene since he was in his teens, its not suprising really. Only like squaddies picking up squaddy mannerisms and phrases over the years!
I see where you are coming from but I find it hard to believe that a middle class teenage white boy was hanging around the bronxe in the 70's (where hip hop is generally accepted to have started). Even squaddies can tone down their language and mannerisms to suit normal people. sometimes. with effort.
 
#9
Yeah but he got shot (with bird shot, at range, through a window - which he def didn't set up himself) so he must really be a gangster, innit.
 
#11
His Daddy is a padre isn't he?
Dad was Bishop of Peterborough, so like Ali G he's not really 'street'.

I think Westwood's still a cock, but as far as going out to the 'Ghan is concerned there's easier ways of getting good publicity, and maybe some of the lads who like all that shit-hop would have appreciated the effort.

Besides, he pissed off that nasty little raspberry Jody McIntyre in the process, so fair play.
 

Mr_Fingerz

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#12
I just like the fact that he was invited to play with a furry crocodile (someone DOES have a sense of humour).
 
#13
Only bloke that pisses me off more than the fat cunt Moyles!
 
#17
U lot iz jus jelluss coz Tim iz street innit. 'E iz well rrrrrespekted bi all da yoof, and it a propa solja, not lyke u soljas.

'E is well gangsta, and I fink dat he wud well beat da taliban wiv iz bredbins if he kiked off innit.

Respek....peace owt
 
#18
Indeed brutha Smudge
Well as many of you will know I am a big black woman of afro-carribean descent. I was in at the very birth of hip hop in New York back in the 70s and into the 80s. Def Jam rekkuds and many other labels sprang out of this fertile, bubble-butted womb. We had your son-of-a-preacherman to pack up some records once at a minor label but I dont remember much about him other than he didnt like to use the toilet here as 'wasn't like the one at home' and there may have been a urine incident and some crying. Oh also soya milk was hard to obtain at that time and this also caused him a huge amount of discomfort.
Hip Hop inventor walt.

We all know that Hip Hop is the latest incarnation of a singing style created by Roman centurions called Hip Trop.
 

Command_doh

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#20
Tim Westwood is non-human. visiting some bods in Afghanistan does not make you a "forces favourite". It makes you a publicity whore. The only way that glue sniffer would be a favourite would be if he started dressing and talking like the lowestoft born 50 year old he is and not a 15 year old LA gangsta wannabe.
Only 50? I thought he was in his late 30's 20 years ago?

Ah, Wikipedia says he is 54 next month. Not really cedible for him to still wear those 'bling' costumes at that age is it?
 
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