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A Jewish girl calls her mother, "Mum, i'm getting a divorce"

"Why" the mother asked, shocked.

"Mum all he wants is bum sex. I used to have a lovely little bum hole the size of a 5p piece. Now its the size of a 50p piece."

The mother says, "Darling you have a lovely home, a Porsche, a platinum credit card, villa in Marbella, kids in private school and 6 holidays a year and you want to give all that up for the sake of 45p?"

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