A Jewish girl calls her mother, "Mum, i'm getting a divorce" "Why" the mother asked, shocked. "Mum all he wants is bum sex. I used to have a lovely little bum hole the size of a 5p piece. Now its the size of a 50p piece." The mother says, "Darling you have a lovely home, a Porsche, a platinum credit card, villa in Marbella, kids in private school and 6 holidays a year and you want to give all that up for the sake of 45p?"