A Jewish girl calls her mother, "Mum, i'm getting a divorce"

"Why" the mother asked, shocked.

"Mum all he wants is bum sex. I used to have a lovely little bum hole the size of a 5p piece. Now its the size of a 50p piece."

The mother says, "Darling you have a lovely home, a Porsche, a platinum credit card, villa in Marbella, kids in private school and 6 holidays a year and you want to give all that up for the sake of 45p?"
Thread starter Similar threads Forum Replies Date
trickywoo56 The NAAFI Bar 11
E The NAAFI Bar 42
Mighty_doh_nut Now That's What I Call NAAFI Bar 17

Similar threads

Latest Threads