Now I know its better to give than to receive and the spirit of Christmas is about Baby Jesus etc etc but some people really take the cake. Take my brother for example, I wish someone would. No kids, both he and his girlfriend work, mundane boring jobs, no sympathy. Sort of couple who have a dog and tuck it up at night in its basket, I sh!t you not. Anyway I have two kids one 16 and one 18 ( in November ) Went to his house Xmas eve to exchange presents, he handed over one prezzie, "Thats for youngest " says he. "I have two sprogs" I pointed out, thinking he'd been a dick and left it in the kitchen. "Oh, I dont buy presents for nephews and nieces after they are 18" was his miserly reply. Gobsmacked I was, even the wife said nothing, so I knew she was in shock or comotose. I could understand it if he had a million kids of his own, or hordes of relations to buy for, but he doesnt. My other brother has some kids but they dont live round us and they never visit. I think I know why now. Fcuking tight cnut. Question is, is he the tightest ?