Tiger Woods seriously injured!!

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  1. How do you revere a fire hydrant from a car?
  2. He's usually good at driving! :)
  3. He was probably staring at his missus's funbags.... shes a stunner !!! Just looking for pics....
  4. 8O I hope it's his wife :roll: ,I thankfully never made mortars :wink:
  5. They say the airbags indicate a sub 30 mph collision, but how do you seriously injur yourself at a low speed like that? Also how did he manage to reverse into a hydrant then go forward into a tree?
    I think the Police will want to get a breath test and bloods to rule out the obvious.
    I just hope he recovers quickly, he's a great sportsman.
  6. and here we go...................

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  7. Aparently his friend Andre Agassi was around just before the incident.... :twisted:
  8. Anyone in line for a "dead pool" payout? Surely far better odds than Amy Whitehouse!
  9. Just announced on Sky, charges are pending against Woods.

    "The highway patrol said the crash was still under investigation, and charges were pending.

    But the highway patrol said the crash was not alcohol-related."

  10. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Watch "The World According to Garp", you'll soon get the idea!

  11. No wonder his name's WOODs :!:
  12. Apparently the airbags were faulty.......................................... there's a hole in one!!!


    Hat,coat and taxi for one.
  13. Out of bounds into the trees AND found a water hazard.
  14. According to Sky he's just died of pulmonary problems related to the crash. Bummer.