Tiger Woods seriously injured!!

[FNUSNU]

Reports say he reversed his car into a fire-hydrant then foward into a tree. Apparently the airbags didn't deploy.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/golf/8383782.stm

 

[Speedy]

How do you revere a fire hydrant from a car?

 

[Fallschirmjager]

He's usually good at driving!

 

[ExScaleyBleep]

He was probably staring at his missus's funbags.... shes a stunner !!! Just looking for pics....

 

[263A]

He was probably staring at his missus's funbags.... shes a stunner !!! Just looking for pics....

I hope it's his wife ,I thankfully never made mortars

 

[FNUSNU]

They say the airbags indicate a sub 30 mph collision, but how do you seriously injur yourself at a low speed like that? Also how did he manage to reverse into a hydrant then go forward into a tree?
I think the Police will want to get a breath test and bloods to rule out the obvious.
I just hope he recovers quickly, he's a great sportsman.

 

[ExScaleyBleep]

and here we go...................

 

[FNUSNU]

Aparently his friend Andre Agassi was around just before the incident....

 

[MrPVRd]

Anyone in line for a "dead pool" payout? Surely far better odds than Amy Whitehouse!

 

[FNUSNU]

Just announced on Sky, charges are pending against Woods.

"The highway patrol said the crash was still under investigation, and charges were pending.

But the highway patrol said the crash was not alcohol-related."

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Wo...dent_Outside_His_Home_In_Florida_Say_Reports_

 

[Gremlin]

They say the airbags indicate a sub 30 mph collision, but how do you seriously injure yourself at a low speed like that? Also how did he manage to reverse into a hydrant then go forward into a tree?
I think the Police will want to get a breath test and bloods to rule out the obvious.
I just hope he recovers quickly, he's a great sportsman.

Watch "The World According to Garp", you'll soon get the idea!

 

[Monty417]

and here we go...................

No wonder his name's WOODs

 

[bluntslane]

Apparently the airbags were faulty.......................................... there's a hole in one!!!

Bdum,tisch,Ithankyougoodnight!





Hat,coat and taxi for one.

 

[mad_mick]

Out of bounds into the trees AND found a water hazard.

 

[FiveAlpha]

According to Sky he's just died of pulmonary problems related to the crash. Bummer.

 

[devexwarrior]

Apparently his car comes equipped with small plastic rests on the seats-for his balls when he is driving!

Facial lacerations according to Sky

 

[FiveAlpha]

He's dead.

 

[beemer007]

According to Sky News he's been released from Hospital with facial injuries

 

[Fallschirmjager]

He's dead.

Pants on fire.

 

[CQMS]

He's dead.

Pants on fire.

His trousers were burning? No wonder he crashed.