"tie me underage kangaroo down sport"

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by smallbrownprivates, Apr 19, 2013.

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  1. Better deport him to the colonies then....... Ohh , wait a moment
     
  2. How about "Son Arise"
     
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    Can he do his own artist's sketch when he's in court ... "Can you tell what it is yet?".
     
  4. I've Lost My Mummy
     
  5. Stairway to the Nursery?
     
  6. Let me teach you how to play my diger re do dah little girl.
     
  7. So is a 'Rolfaroo' actually like 'teabagging', a 'Rusty Trombone' or a 'dirty sanchez'?

    And what about that bloke who presented Glen Michaels Cartoon Cavalcade..bet he was a bit touchy with the yoofs..can't remember his name though.
     
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  8. So it isn't just sheep they worry then?
     
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    Whatever next? Does this even look like a face of a paedo?
     

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  10. Also
    Elton John - Dont let your son go down on me