Tie breaker help needed

#1
Gents got a competition at work with a 1/2 decent prize need a clean caption for the question below if I win I'll throw a few quid towards H4H

Who would you give your last doughnut to, and why?
 
#2
My wife, because I want to remain living !!
 

Pararegtom

LE
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#6
the Bird in Reception with the Big Tits, cos you would like her to lick Jam off your doughnut
 

Grumblegrunt

LE
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#7
what kind of question is that - it depends on what type, filled or unfilled, granulated sugar or icing sugar etc...

if its a rasberry filled prefrozen icing sugared one then thats different to a fresh apple and custard granulated sugared one.

anyway stock answer - kim jong il because he's ronery
 
#8
I'd give it to Tropper as a thank you for inventing them.
 
#10

BrunoNoMedals

LE
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#11
The bird in the office who's dieting, as you know she'll say no and you get to be gentlemanly and eat it anyway.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
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#13
Here's my doughnut.
Take it quick.
Before I roll it
Onto my dick!
 

BuggerAll

LE
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#14
I don't like doughnuts so there wouldn't be a last one or a first but assuming 'we' want to win the competition how about: Mother-in-law because she likes them and it doesn't hurt to stay in her good books.
 
#15
'If I had a doughnut
And it was the last one
I wouldn't keep it to myself
I'd give it to my son.'
 

terroratthepicnic

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#16
Gaddaffi, so that while he is sat still eating it, I could give a grid Ref to the RAF to strike his location.

Or something like that.
 
#17
I'd give it to the Witchfinder General to test a crone in the traditional way to see if she was a witch. Then it would be a Dunkin' Doughnugt.


Taxi!
 
#18
look just give me the fucking cake or i'll rape a kitten
 
#19
I'd give it to the animals in the zoo...because I am pretty sure there is a sign there that says "Doughnut - feed the animals" or something...
 
#20
Take the doughnut to CERN and stick it in the LHC and whizz it around until it reaches a large percentage of light speed and then let it hit the wall. You can then give all 6billion people on the planet a piece of your doughnut thus not favouring or discriminating against anyone.
 
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