Tie breaker help needed

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by brettarider, Jul 5, 2011.

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  1. Gents got a competition at work with a 1/2 decent prize need a clean caption for the question below if I win I'll throw a few quid towards H4H

    Who would you give your last doughnut to, and why?
  2. HHH

    HHH LE

    My wife, because I want to remain living !!
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  3. Me, because its mine.
  4. fuck off, me because I'm hungry as fuck
  5. The boss, because you are are a crawling git
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  6. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    the Bird in Reception with the Big Tits, cos you would like her to lick Jam off your doughnut
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  7. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    what kind of question is that - it depends on what type, filled or unfilled, granulated sugar or icing sugar etc...

    if its a rasberry filled prefrozen icing sugared one then thats different to a fresh apple and custard granulated sugared one.

    anyway stock answer - kim jong il because he's ronery
  8. I'd give it to Tropper as a thank you for inventing them.
  9. Anyway, what sort of doughnut are we talking about? Is it a Homer Simpson type


    or the traditional type?

  10. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    The bird in the office who's dieting, as you know she'll say no and you get to be gentlemanly and eat it anyway.
  11. The former worlds fattest man, to give him comfort after his near fatal go carting accident outside of Tescos
  12. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Here's my doughnut.
    Take it quick.
    Before I roll it
    Onto my dick!
  13. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I don't like doughnuts so there wouldn't be a last one or a first but assuming 'we' want to win the competition how about: Mother-in-law because she likes them and it doesn't hurt to stay in her good books.
  14. 'If I had a doughnut
    And it was the last one
    I wouldn't keep it to myself
    I'd give it to my son.'