Thursday Afternoon - Time of Unrelenting Tedium

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Twattipus, Jul 14, 2011.

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  1. I'm bored. Who wants a fight?
     
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  2. I don't. Have you got a fucking problem with that?
     
  3. Yeah! I fucking do! Best you back off. I have a hammer in a carrier bag and I know how to use it!

    Don't make me come over there!
     
  4. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Afgoat Kuntrack called you a poof!
     
  5. Hammer in a carrier bag? Fucking DIY walt.
     
  6. "AMMM" has been annoying everybody again with one of her inane blogs, go & flame her!

    edited to say , or just fuck off cos this is the naafi & I'm well hard, or used to be! :)
     
  7. Right! I'll Black & Decker his cunting feet off! And his fucking goat's as well!

    Just makes it easier to wipe clean of evidence.
     
  8. Well, I'm not well hard yet... But I will be once the torture starts!
     
  9. Only a big girl's blouse would be worried about evidence! Fuck's sake. If you're going to cave someone's head in with a hammer, you should have the balls to top yourself before the old bill can get anywhere near you.
     
  10. I'd rather have a blow job if you don't mind. Nope I'm not trawling. There's a shitty little bar across the road from here with about 5 girls. Back later.
     
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  11. Is it Friday yet?.......

    This has been a shite week. And if you disagree, I'll kick your fucking teeth in! The lot of you.

    Come on then.....(windmilling in..)
     
  12. Here I am ........
     
  13. He wants a fight, not a tedious pile of wank coming out of the arse of a sockpuppet shit cunt.
     
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  14. Couldn't give a fuck about the evidence itself, I just like to keep me tools nice and shiny.

    And as for topping myself, why on Earth would I do that when there are so many deserving victims in the world? So many prostitutes... So little time.
     
  15. I hate toddlers