Thug in Pub.

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A thug goes into a pub looking for a fight. He stands on a chair and shouts. "Anyone on the left side of the pub is a wanker!" Anyone disagree? No one moves a muscle, so the thug shouts out. "Anyone on the right side of the pub is a poofter! Anyone disagree?" Nobody on the right side of the pub moves, except for Tony Blair, who is sitting on the left side stands up. "Oi!" shouted the thug. "You looking for trouble you wimp!" "No." Says Tony Blair "It's just that I appear to be sitting on the wrong side of the pub."
 

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