I'm on a drought at the moment due to one of Canistons customers. WTF is it with you birds and thrush? Can you not keep your rancid bleeding axe wounds free from fungus for 10 minutes? I mean, how often do you see adverts on the tele for blokes creams to cure "knob mushrooms"? How often do you see mens advice pages where it is recommended that we rub yoghurt onto our cocks? We know how to shake and clean the helmet, hence there being no need for "Caniston for the angry fireman" Seeing a bloke scratching his nether regions is a normal and natural thing, it just means that he is preparing to empty the silo. Watching a bird do it due to an invading irritant is en par to watching Jo Brand masturbate, we're sure it's neccesary but really don't want to fcuking see it and means that you have allowed yourself to become unclean. Why can't the Doris's get a grip and keep it fresh and nice? We have enough to deal with having your cackpipe shoved in our noses every time we play the number after 68, give us a break and keep the clout clean of truffles. Any of you Doris's that are out there that have had it, you are filthy tramps, just like my missus, that can't read the instructions on toilet paper or soap.