Having read numerous recent posts about gallant tales of operational derring do; it has come to my attention that there is in fact, a large band of unsung heroes amidst the denizens of ARRSE who deserve both our gratitude and recognition. I am of course talking of those selfless and courageous souls who make the ultimate sacrifice: Those men whom sacrifice their dignity and self esteem by throwing themselves on the fat grenade so that their mate can score with the much slimmer and better looking bird. Though it may seem to us the least that a good soldier would do for his general I feel that their should be some reward for this noble deed. Now if you make a donation or numerous postings you get a Medal on ARRSE, if you are a cad and a boundah, you get an O2 Thief tag, it seems to me that their should at least be some sort of award for bravery in the field of whoring and beer drinking, especially if you are quoted in the press for "Embarrasing" The MOD. I was thinking along the lines of something like "Mentioned in ARRSE Despatches" Thoughts and any relevent tales anyone?