Throw your missus down the stairs you could be a winner!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by skivivor, Aug 27, 2012.

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  1. I'm lucky if I can manage half a dozen.
  2. Truly a serious condition, I will tell Mrs R how lucky she is.
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  3. That why i found this interesting as I thought my missus had the same condition as everytime she saw me she would start moaning straight off.
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  4. Feck Me One night with me......!! and she goes to the Sun FFS
  5. So you throw her down the stairs all night you total bastard!
  6. Women can have orgasms? Who knew?
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  7. Fixed..
  8. Looks like she should get with the Sun photographer, she doesnt seem to be in mid orgasm on either of those photos's the miserable twunt.
  9. Is it Nurse Ratched?
  10. Well I fucking showed her!
  11. She'll cheer up when she gets DLA and a free motor.
  12. Do the spams do DLA and free motors?