threesome - please help

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  1. napier

    napier LE Moderator Reviewer

  2. Can you post it as the computer here at work won't allow me to see it??

    Sparky
     
  3. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    So, here's the story... I said to my girlfriend that any stupid website could get tons of hits, simply because people are bored all the time. She said that I was an idiot and couldn’t make a website that could get tons of hits if I wanted to. After a long argument (mostly centered around the fact that she called me an idiot) we made a bet:

    If I could not make a website to get 2,000,000 hits, I would agree that I was an idiot; however, if I could make a website to get 2,000,000 hits, she would have a menage a trois (that's a threesome to you non french-speakers) with me and another girl. I thought she was kidding at the time, but then she said she was so sure of herself, that she would even put it in writing. This of course is an ultra-binding contract.



    My girlfriend

    So, this is my somewhat lame attempt to get two million hits. I’m pleading to all my fellow guys (and any supportive ladies) to please forward this to as many people as possible so I can make my girlfriend eat her words... and more importantly get my threesome! I'm going to ask one or two of her friends and maybe scout the local bars a bit, but if you know of someone who might want to be our third, please contact me
    If I start getting a ton of hits, I'll post updates about my girlfriend's reaction and a picture of the third girl once I find one.
    THANKS FOR YOUR HELP! The counter is at the bottom of the page. Wish me luck!

    -Dan



    -----Updates-----


    Current Moods:
    Dan - Kid in a Candy Store
    Kim - Shopping is cheaper than therapy


    March 14, 2006 - Okay, here we go. Please forward to as many people as possible!

    March 28, 2006 - Update: I just reached 1,000 hits! Please keep forwarding to your friends!

    April 5, 2006 10:30 AM - Whoa, looks like the ball has started rolling. I just reached the 10,000 mark.

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    Counter
    29,613,720
     
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    The bird
     
  5. Fcuking net nannnies, i can't even see the picture, you have to admire his determination.

    Good lad

    Sparky

    edited because i used my elbows to type.
     
  6. attached for ya sap ;)
    Saw this site a few weeks ago, top notch!

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  7. Even though it would be dangerous I would be happy to assist in this cunning mission :lol:

    The things that I would do for the good of the site........I would get no pleasure from it 8O 8O
     
  8. should email him and say

    "we will bombard the site with hits if you broadcast the dirty deed on webcast"
     
  9. Hasn't he almost got 30 million hits?
     
  10. so, does that mean, that he'll have 30 threesomes?????!!!!
     
  11. i read somewhere its a revenue generator where he gets paid for every hit
     
  12. Has the love pit been cracked yet and where's the pics..............