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Three Whores

Three whores were comparing minge sizes. The first squatted over a round glass table leaving a big wet circle behind when she stood up. The next did the same thing and quite easily encircled the first effort.
The third Pro did a squat and when she stood up, she'd left no mark.
" I win." She said. The other two laughed." Where's the mark?" and got the answer. "Smell the rim."

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