Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A load of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the other nuns asked. "Well, of course I threw them in the rubbish bin." The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a load of condoms!" "Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" "I poked holes in all of them!" she replied and the third nun fainted.