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Three nuns

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Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A load of pornographic magazines."

"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.

"Well, of course I threw them in the rubbish bin."

The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a load of condoms!"

"Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?"

"I poked holes in all of them!" she replied and the third nun fainted.
 

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