three mice in a bar

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by sweetjebus, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. three mice were in a bar having a drink

    the one turned round and said i'm hard as fuck i went home the other day, took the cheese of the mouse trap an benched the bar 20 times

    the second mouse said thats fuck all i went home an benched it 30 times with one hand, fuk in hell said the first mouse

    the third mouse necked his pint an started to walk out the door, the two mice turned round and said were the fuck you going?

    I'm going home to fuck the cat ..!!