Royal wedding: Prince William marries in Irish Guards red - Telegraph Good day to You, young Sir, if you just happen to have a squint at ARRSE to settle your nerves before kick-off! I wish you all the best and every good wish for the future. God Bless you and Catherine. Long Live the Queen! Meanwhile; how delightful it is to see that HRH has plumbed for a decent rig to saunter down the aisle in, and thank **** for that. I've been having palpitations about the poor chap shuffling up to the altar in a scruffy light blue ensemble. Most pleasing is the sadly predictable whinging coming from the Crabs! (see link above). Can you imagine digging out the old wedding album in a few years time and reliving the embarrassment of marrying as a Crab? And, if I may, can I say how thrilled we will be when Princess Catherine becomes Colonel of the Princess of Wales's Royal Regiment? (You heard it here first). The Queen's Regiment was named after Queen Catherine, wife of Charles II - so it will be a splendid outcome for us all! I'm off now to get infront of the telly with a case of Spitfire (shame about the name).