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Three bird roast !!

#1
Mrs WW has suggested that as a special treat for Christmas that we partake in a “ Three bird roast “ Well I was pleasantly surprised I can tell you , its been a while since she suggested some thing this adventurous .

So the question I have is this , who in addition to Mrs WW should I invite to this group sexual treat ? her sister is quite “fit” as they say, but who as a third ?


WW
 
#4
You will probably find that your missus has actually already got 3 birds lined up for you. Query that point with her before you make any further inquiries otherwise you might end up with a six bird roast, which, in my view is just being greedy.
 
#7
"Three bird roast “ -- are you sure she didn't mean a roast made up of Duck, Chicken and Turkey with all the trimmings....... not the 'Other Meaning'....
 
#9
Where do you live? There must be some crack whores about. At least one will be game* for a bit of Christmas cheer when the snow is round about, deep and crisp and even.






*see what I did there?
 
#14



How about that for a shite Christmas present?

A litre stein with a 500ml bottle of lager.

"Is it half full, or is it half empty? The perfect present for pessimists AND optimists, (from that nice Mr. Lidl.)
 

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