I've been away from Arrse for a while, but a comment made by Tartan_Terrior in this thread inspired me to make a new thread in the NAAFI Bar. In the last two days, off of "The Slut", I have recieved some outrageous demands. I have had others spat at me during incoherent dribble over the last few months, but these are by far the best. 1, "The Slut" wanted maintenance off of me for my step son, who she wouldn't let me adopt earlier this year. 2, "The Slut" wanted maintenance off of me for my daughter, on top of the mortgage that I'm paying to keep them all warm and dry. 3, "The Slut" wants to change my daughters surname from my own to her maiden name, and is still adamant that she doesn't need my consent to do so. I'm sure they'll be more in the coming months from the manic depressive, soon to be ex-wife, but what are yours? FBG.