Bare with me here, long story... I work in a fairly well known military suplies shop (ex reg and serving TA myself) and have had to deal with complete nutters on a regular basis as you can imagine. Think Travis Bickle, you're close to most non military customers of ours. However the other day i served a lad who seemed VERY odd, he came to the counter and asked for a mini gun pouch, i laughed thinking he was joking yet his face did not crack. I decided therfore to ignore him and let someone else deal with him until i heard him enquire about the dummy grenades we sell. He stated that he had spent 5 years in the guards yet said the line 'ooh grenades, i never saw one of those before'. I then decided to start serving him again..... He then came out with ' these grenades....they're...they're blowing my mind...' I love this kind of thing so i was in my element, i asked him how he hadn't touched a grenade if he was a guard for 5 years and he said 'oh we didn't have to do that'. Then he asked my boss if we sold the charges for inside the grenade. I knew my boss didn't know what he was talking about so i said no we don't. He then took umbridge at what i was saying and said that that wasn't what he was asking, i pointed out that it clearly was and so we got into a pathetic 'yes it was, no it wasn't' type arguement. He then said i had made a mistake and had been a bit silly and that i was going to get 'a visit'. Then after walking to the exit walked back to me and claimed 'i'm a landmine and you've just stepped on me'. AMAZING He then came back in the shop on my day off apparently looking for me. Am i actually going to have to leather someone who is clearly mentally ill if he comes back in? *edited as i realised the differnce between 'bear' and 'bare'