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Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Eddwurst_mit_mayo, Sep 20, 2010.

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  1. Hello Hound. Well firstly you may want to think about getting some form of education. I would pay particular attention to English Language and Physical Education. Then I would go on a diet. Then, when I have learned to form a coherent sentence and can walk 1.5 miles in under 15 minutes, I may think about applying to join. Hope this helps.
     
  2. I know I have to be around the 10.30 mark,I was just wanting to know if I should apply now because of the waiting times.For those of you saying go on a diet I am but I think the fact I was a heavy smoker is more of a reason I am unfit than weight( I am 14 and a half stone).I think I have done well to get up to the distance in a few weeks before it took me a good few months to do the same.
     
  3. What utter BS... I am a heavy smoker.... Passed selection with an A! Any other excuse for being a lazy cnut?
     
  4. Heh heh heh. A piss take if I am not mistaken.
     
  5. I call WAH!!
     
  6. What is WAH?
     
  7. lol too blatant.
     
  8. We all have to work, what kind of excuse is that? 50 hours realy isn't that much out of the 168 hours a week, so what did you do with the rest of your time? F*ck all i'd guess and You don't have to convince us otherwise because that would just be another excuse to sit on your arrse and do nothing but moan so why don't you stop writing to people on the interweb and do something with your life instead of talking about it.

    P.S Doesn't matter i cant be arsed.....
     
  9. This is a load of shib shab.

    Hound... your shib shab.

    MT.
     
  10. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    So Hound, you've just coughed to breaking the Working Time Directive on a regular basis. Care to dob your employer in?