Thread about threads,

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Davetheclown, Mar 31, 2013.

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  1. Davetheclown

    Davetheclown Guest

    not about sheds, nor about freds, but a thread about threads, denier rated...
     
  2. lumpy2

    lumpy2 Guest

    I bet if a big boy told you to jump out of the window, you'd do that too wouldn't you ;-)
     
  3. mercurydancer

    mercurydancer LE Book Reviewer

    Thank Christ we finally have someone who can do some serious wibbling.... Bouncebanana was getting a little boring.
     
  4. NurseyMai

    NurseyMai Guest

    I bought some flesh 10 denier tights the other day with a 'silk protein finish'...seemed a bit odd :???:
     
  5. I put the baby in a microwave.
     
  6. Davetheclown

    Davetheclown Guest

    no strings attached,
     
  7. Please don't crayon over this thread.

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  8. Davetheclown

    Davetheclown Guest


    how long did that take?
     
  9. Ok.

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  10. Kirkz

    Kirkz Guest

    Doesn't that depend on the weight of the baby and the wattage of the microwave?
    And whether the baby is wearing threads or is nekkid.
     
  11. Davetheclown

    Davetheclown Guest

    do people who knit bypass threads and go straight to knitter?
     
  12. Davetheclown

    Davetheclown Guest


    or whether it is looked after by SuperNanny herself as it would need defrosting...
     
  13. Kirkz

    Kirkz Guest

    Well hopefully the microwave will have an auto defrost.
     
  14. Davetheclown

    Davetheclown Guest

    "remember you have to prick it," Jimmy Saville cookbook 1976
     
  15. Here's some righteous threads!

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