Thoughts Please-The second round

Discussion in 'Weapons, Equipment & Rations' started by booty_cadet, Mar 30, 2007.

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  1. Some of you might remember a, quite heated, thread a while ago on here. It consisted of 7 pages of arguments and p1ss taking. All over me posting a few lines about my webbing.

    I'd like to see if I can replicate this again, so, has anyone got any thoughts on the webbing layout below?

    From left to right:
    Double ammo pouch-Ammo
    Utility pouch-Beanie, 2 meals, brew kit, hexy telly, spoon, flask
    Utility pouch-Gloves, bush hat, model kit, cam cream, shemagh, arc markers
    Utility pouch-Waterbottle, Crusader mug, Steritabs
    Double ammo pouch-Cleaning kit, space for grenades

    Again any thoughts are appreciated. Don't hold back, you didn't last time.
     
  2. Your mum smokes goats you bottom touching faggot.
     
  3. Wish my mum did smoke goats. Get rid of her alot quicker than the damn fags she's smoking at the moment.

    And what is wrong with touching bottoms? It's something I enjoy. TLF may I have the pleasure of your company for a random spot of bottom touching, possibly in a lay by next to a motorway? You could also send me an AAC beret if you wanted to. Wanted one of them for a while.
     
  4. maninblack

    maninblack LE Book Reviewer

    Let's be frank, are you asking a question regarding cadets or military?

    The two are very different.

    Traditionally, as a very old infantryman I had;

    Ammo pouch-Ammo
    Water bottle pouch
    Respirator bag.
    Utility pouch- 24 hours rations, brew kit, hexy telly, spoon, mess tins
    Utility pouch-Gloves(in pocket of jacket), bush hat(on head or not carried), model kit, cam cream, shemagh, boot kit. (On extended patrol for more than 2 days yours boots would fall apart if not polished)...this still applies
    Utility pouch-Waterbottle, Crusader mug, Steritabs
    Double ammo pouch-Cleaning kit, space for grenades ( Cadet? Grenades?)
    After this the other side is an amm pouch. as per stage 1.
     
  5. Yep, more than happy to meet up. I'll fist your anus into your throat though.


    Post your address and I'll happily send you an AAC beret.
     
  6. maninblack

    maninblack LE Book Reviewer

    Flashy, you naughty person, leave the children alone.
     

  7. S'funny. Thats what the judge said to me too.
     
  8. Grenades for cadets, sometimes we get smoke grenades.

    It is for cadets. My boot cleaning kit goes into a side pouch with my washing kit. Any patrol longer than a few hours I'll probably have at least one side pouch with me.

    Flash, I'll meet you halfway. You can fist my anus and come into my throat.
     

  9. I'm afraid due to the restraining order, I am no longer allowed to pleasure children.
     
  10. Damn, there goes my weekend.
     
  11. When are you 'of age'?

    If its soon, send me some pics of your rump covered in marmite.
     
  12. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
  13. Maybe the CO's could set up a cadets and wannabes website like they did for the fisheads and doris's.

    Saves the old bill knocking on my door when I break people like 'booty cadet'.
     
  14. Go back to bed you irritating squirt.
     
  15. And who the f*ck are you? Been on here for two years, 38 posts, facking lurker. Shuttup and talk to people in your own country. They were kicked out of England for a reason...ozzie tw@t