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Thought of the day

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by vinniethemanxcat, Jun 7, 2011.

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  1. Women don't want to hear what you think.

    Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
  2. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Think? Are you sure that's the right word. Don't they run on feelings and emotions?
  3. She shouldnt be able to hear you thinking from her position at the sink.
  4. Haven't even had time to cook her tea yet.

  5. I wish the cunts ran on fucking batteries.
  6. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer