Thought of the day......

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by vinniethemanxcat, Dec 6, 2010.

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  1. I'm still struggling to comprehend how England failed to get the 2018 World Cup.


    From what I can see, FIFA has opted to go with Russia, a country with freezing cold, shit weather, and Qatar, a country with a large Muslim population.




    England has both of those things so you can understand my confusion.
     
  2. If a woman drinks 2 glasses of wine a night it increases the likelihood of a stroke.






    If she finishes the whole bottle she'll probably throw in a blowjob as well............
     
  3. What's yellow and comfortably sleeps three?



    A gritting wagon......
     
  4. This is the funniest thing I've heard for ages. I've had to wipe the spittle off my monitor as I've convulsed in hysterics.