Thought I'd Seen It All

#1
Got caught up in the bollox on the M25 yesterday, was going to me Grand Daughters wedding, but only got to the reception on the night.

Anyway, sat in the traffic jam, saw an NL plated car pull out of the traffic onto the hard shoulder and drive forward, I thought to meself what a cheeky cunt, but then the car stopped, the driver, a young woman, got out and pulled her keks down, had a piss, pulled her keks up again and got in the car and got back into the traffic.

Took 6 hours to cover 5 miles, but was worth it just to watch the cloggie bird having a whiz. Sorry, no pics.
 
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#2
almost makes the wait worthwhile. what the fuck would cause a traffic jam like that?
 
#3
Broken down lorry, only one and the entire M25 in BOTH directions closed down....we need to seriously overhaul/re-train our lads who are in charge of motorway traffic incidents.
 
#4
Broken down lorry, only one and the entire M25 in BOTH directions closed down....we need to seriously overhaul/re-train our lads who are in charge of motorway traffic incidents.
Hadn't it crashed, spilling a load of diesel everywhere?
 
#7
There was a time once when I thought I'd seen it all.

Then 'she' took off her knickers and I realised I hadn't.
 
#8
Deleted due to premature posting about an inability of poster to put up pics. Sorry!
 
#10
When you've gotta go ...

Reminded me of the coach trip I took from Paris to a rock festival in Belgium, coach pulls onto the hard shoulder, everyone leaves coach and lines up in adjoining field, blokes to one side, females at the other for a mass pee ... well when in Rome ...
 
#11
I was heading west and saw the accident site on other side, around junction 8 which is where I was heading. the barrier had been badly mangled and boroken apart, road crews were fixing it and to be fair looked they were taking it seriously, getting it done. there had clearly been a bad fire there as well with about 5 metres or more of scorched barrier/groud/road.

I came off to see complete jam into reigate luckily i used my cycling/hiking routes knowledge and flanked the whole lot and came into reigate from the dorking direction. alright jack!
Your car is only a metre wide?
 
#13
When you've gotta go ...

Reminded me of the coach trip I took from Paris to a rock festival in Belgium, coach pulls onto the hard shoulder, everyone leaves coach and lines up in adjoining field, blokes to one side, females at the other for a mass pee ... well when in Rome ...
That's one hell of a detour,France to Belgium via Rome.
 

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