Thought for the day

'You can look a gift horse in the mouth but you can't change it's spots'.

I hope all happiness will attend thee this day and tis all the more splendid for reading that, unless you got another?
You can lead a horse to water, but too many cooks spoil the broth.

Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

He's not dead... he's electroencephalographically challenged.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Too much wanking makes you go blind and stunts your growth. I'm over here shorty!!


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You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.

Red sky at night, haybarn is alight.

People who live in glasshouses should undress in the dark.
Never try to comb your hair with your hat on. :?
The day breaks first thing in the morning. There's a limit to what you can be expected to achieve with broken equipment.
There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and theose that don't.

And in the gosple according to Homer. If something is difficult, it's not worth doing.

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