Thought for the day

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  1. 'You can look a gift horse in the mouth but you can't change it's spots'.

    I hope all happiness will attend thee this day and tis all the more splendid for reading that, unless you got another?
     
  2. Do it Tomorrow, You have fucked up enough Today
     
  3. You can lead a horse to water, but too many cooks spoil the broth.

    Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.

    He who laughs last thinks slowest.

    He's not dead... he's electroencephalographically challenged.

    Honk if you love peace and quiet.

    Too much wanking makes you go blind and stunts your growth. I'm over here shorty!!
     
  4. A stitch in time saves the arrse falling out of your jeans
     
  5. Dont put till tomorrow what you can mug some fecker else to do for you.
     
  6. You can draw a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.
     
  7. Every cloud has red sky at night.............
     
  8. Pencils are more reliable than pens
     
  9. Spare the rod -punch the little barsteward!
     
  10. Longlenny

    Longlenny War Hero Book Reviewer

    Nothing succeeds like a toothless budgie.
     
  11. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.

    Red sky at night, haybarn is alight.

    People who live in glasshouses should undress in the dark.
     
  12. "For it is easier for a rich man to enter a camel than a poor man"
     
  13. Never do today, what you can put of until tomorrow.

    What would you rather be or a wasp?
     
  14. Love is blind - I am over here

    A friend in need is a pain in the arrse
     
  15. People who live in Glasshouses should obey the Provost