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#1
Is it just me or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Scotland almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the county of hampshire. Also they track her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate thousands illegal immigrants wandering around our country.
The solution is to give every illegal immigrant a cow :lol:
 
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#6
have to agree with this one. they couldn't track an illegal immigrant if one jumped up and bit them on the ass!
shouldn't have let them enter the country in the first place...hmmm i wonder if i go out of country come back shout asylum i might get everything paid for, jump the queue in a nhs hospital and have the goverment jumping over fences for me?

and ex-dvr1 very clever stuff, do you know what i ate for breakfast too?
 
#7
lioness said:
have to agree with this one. they couldn't track an illegal immigrant if one jumped up and bit them on the ass!
shouldn't have let them enter the country in the first place...hmmm i wonder if i go out of country come back shout asylum i might get everything paid for, jump the queue in a nhs hospital and have the goverment jumping over fences for me?

and ex-dvr1 very clever stuff, do you know what i ate for breakfast too?
yes :lol:
 
#11
ex-dvr1 said:
But they are unable to locate thousands illegal immigrants wandering around our country.
The solution is to give every illegal immigrant a cow :lol:
Pardon me for being observant, if they are unable to locate these illegal immigrants how the hell are you going to give them a cow??????
 
#15
MrSpock said:
ex-dvr1 said:
But they are unable to locate thousands illegal immigrants wandering around our country.
The solution is to give every illegal immigrant a cow :lol:
Pardon me for being observant, if they are unable to locate these illegal immigrants how the hell are you going to give them a cow??????
maybe you should not live long and prosper
 

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