Thought for the day?

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by ex-dvr1, May 8, 2004.

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  1. Is it just me or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Scotland almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the county of hampshire. Also they track her calves to their stalls.
    But they are unable to locate thousands illegal immigrants wandering around our country.
    The solution is to give every illegal immigrant a cow :lol:
  2. Splendid! :lol:
    Any udder suggestions? 8)
  3. Yeah - give them a cow so we can see where they are mooo-ving!!!!
  4. They`ll probably be travelling in Helicowpters and Bulloons! :D
  5. I think we've milked this one for a it's worth...
  6. have to agree with this one. they couldn't track an illegal immigrant if one jumped up and bit them on the ass!
    shouldn't have let them enter the country in the first place...hmmm i wonder if i go out of country come back shout asylum i might get everything paid for, jump the queue in a nhs hospital and have the goverment jumping over fences for me?

    and ex-dvr1 very clever stuff, do you know what i ate for breakfast too?
  7. yes :lol:
  8. That really is amazing ex-dvr1 :eek:

    What a gift to have, how do you do it !!
  9. stella and vodka !! :lol:
  10. What about the poor cows ?
  11. Pardon me for being observant, if they are unable to locate these illegal immigrants how the hell are you going to give them a cow??????
  12. Tell them it's a new government handout! :wink:
  13. They'll only beef about it! It might ease the smell of some of them.
  14. They'll have to buy their own Stella and vodka,......but perhaps they'd prefer Tart Fuel ? :D
  15. maybe you should not live long and prosper[​IMG][​IMG]