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#1
Is it just me or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Scotland almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the county of hampshire. Also they track her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate thousands illegal immigrants wandering around our country.
The solution is to give every illegal immigrant a cow :lol:
 
#3
Yeah - give them a cow so we can see where they are mooo-ving!!!!
 

TomB

Old-Salt
#4
They`ll probably be travelling in Helicowpters and Bulloons! :D
 
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lioness

Guest
#6
have to agree with this one. they couldn't track an illegal immigrant if one jumped up and bit them on the ass!
shouldn't have let them enter the country in the first place...hmmm i wonder if i go out of country come back shout asylum i might get everything paid for, jump the queue in a nhs hospital and have the goverment jumping over fences for me?

and ex-dvr1 very clever stuff, do you know what i ate for breakfast too?
 
#7
lioness said:
have to agree with this one. they couldn't track an illegal immigrant if one jumped up and bit them on the ass!
shouldn't have let them enter the country in the first place...hmmm i wonder if i go out of country come back shout asylum i might get everything paid for, jump the queue in a nhs hospital and have the goverment jumping over fences for me?

and ex-dvr1 very clever stuff, do you know what i ate for breakfast too?
yes :lol:
 

TomB

Old-Salt
#8
That really is amazing ex-dvr1 :eek:

What a gift to have, how do you do it !!
 
#11
ex-dvr1 said:
But they are unable to locate thousands illegal immigrants wandering around our country.
The solution is to give every illegal immigrant a cow :lol:
Pardon me for being observant, if they are unable to locate these illegal immigrants how the hell are you going to give them a cow??????
 
#14
MrSpock said:
What about the poor cows ?
They'll have to buy their own Stella and vodka,......but perhaps they'd prefer Tart Fuel ? :D
 
#15
MrSpock said:
ex-dvr1 said:
But they are unable to locate thousands illegal immigrants wandering around our country.
The solution is to give every illegal immigrant a cow :lol:
Pardon me for being observant, if they are unable to locate these illegal immigrants how the hell are you going to give them a cow??????
maybe you should not live long and prosper
 

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