THought for the day

#1
Some thoughts for the day.

10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
Die.

8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an
erection, make him a sandwich.

7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to
use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

6 - Some people are like a Slinky... Not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

5 - Health freaks are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.

4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
to criticism.

3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you £50 and a substantial tax cut
saves you 50p?

2 - In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where any untaxed car
is located among the millions of Cars in Britain......
But we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and
Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the DVLA in charge of
Immigration.......:)
 
#3
Just as I'm taking time out to make a sandwich....
 
#4
Man who goes to be with a man called Butch and his 10" knobbler, wakes up with internal bleeding.
 

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