THought for the day

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  1. Some thoughts for the day.

    10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

    9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
    Die.

    8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an
    erection, make him a sandwich.

    7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to
    use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

    6 - Some people are like a Slinky... Not really good for anything, but you
    still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

    5 - Health freaks are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
    dying of nothing.

    4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
    to criticism.

    3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you £50 and a substantial tax cut
    saves you 50p?

    2 - In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is
    weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

    AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where any untaxed car
    is located among the millions of Cars in Britain......
    But we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and
    Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the DVLA in charge of
    Immigration.......:)
     
  2. Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finer!!



    Judder

    Ex Para and proud of it too. :twisted:
     
  3. Just as I'm taking time out to make a sandwich....
     
  4. Man who goes to be with a man called Butch and his 10" knobbler, wakes up with internal bleeding.