Thought for the day

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Dogdrool, May 19, 2009.

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  1. Now I know the NAAFI can be savage and I thought what is your thought for the day.
    Mine is ---- who picks up a guide dogs sh1t.
    I am sure the denizens of ARRSE can and will come up with something far more interesting.
    Over to you guys.
  2. They pick it up themselves, that's why their basic lasts so long.
  3. Has anyone EVER seen a guide dog sh1t? 8O

    In fact, DO guide dogs sh1t?
  4. My thought, why does dogdrool think of guide dogs shite??
  5. Many guide dogs are Labs, and therefore coprophagic by nature. Unfortunately their taste is usually for other animals' produce rather than their own. Whoever can develop a dog that eats its own is on to a REAL winner.......
  6. Flasheart picks it up and puts it through Chubb's letterbox.

    If they don't shit, do they go blind then? And if they do go blind do you need a guide dog for the guide dog?
  7. ........... I used to have one that recycled his own :puker: , but not ALL of it.
  8. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    No, Guide Dogs are like the Queen. They have a dog that sh1t's for them.