I suppose I'd known it since I first met her, but as time went on it became certain that sooner or later I'd say those three little words to her. I tried many times but always seemed to become tongue-tied when it came down to it. You know how it is, some things are easy to say, and some things require a bit more thought. It's not as if I'm shy or anything, but somehow I couldn't bring myself to say it. It's strange the way it is, I can say anything to my mates, even to complete strangers for that matter, but this time I always seemed to end up talking about something different. Maybe it was just me, but I'd never said it to a girlfriend before. Perhaps that's why I couldn't just say it! Three words, that's all, it should only be the work of a couple of seconds, but it wasn't as easy as all that. As time passed, I knew I'd have to tell her how I felt, she'd look at me expectantly, she could tell that I'd something on my mind. Finally, I decided that it was time though I knew that after I'd said those three little words, our relationship would never be the same again. As we sat in front of the fire, drinking our wine, I turned to her and said those three fateful words: "YOUR CNUT SMELLS!" Strangely enough, she didn't want to see me anymore...... I just don't get it, I thought they wanted us to tell them how we feel!