Those favourite text message exchanges in full.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by EX_STAB, Jul 24, 2009.

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  1. The age of the text mesage seems to have brought about a degree of openness that hitherto didn't exist. What was previously private and only discussed in the bedroom with one's spouse or, perhaps in the Doctor's surgery is now something you might just share with a friend. In the same way you might share news of what you'd been doing at work or the new vacuum cleaner you had bought.

    Anybody top this exchange?

    She: Mmmmmmm. I broke my bottom earlier. Got a bit carried away with my rabbits. . . .

    He: You DP'd your bum with the rabbits?!

    She: No. One in each hole.

    He: So what did you do that broke it?

    She: Switched them both on full then plunged down hard on them and sat on them on my pc chair and watched porn until i came.

    He: And how long did that take?

    She: About 2 mins lol
  2. And the point is? :roll:

    Now, if you had photo's of said event, I'd be bezzering you right up. :D
  3. Funny you should mention that!
  4. A brace of Famous Grouse...