Well, I logged on this morning and saw the request for pics so I do what every ex soldier does when wimmin want to see their bits and bobs, I fecking sent them one in didn't I! Having looked at my pic I thought I looked a bit fuzzy so on my regular trip to the stores on a Sunday, I bought my self a nice new set of trimmers. Whilst alone and with the aid of a stratigically placed mirror, I began 'skinning the wabbit' so to speak. After de-fuzzin for about 10 minutes I was giving my nads a good going over, when the trimmers went buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz click click click splash. either I have oiled me clippers with ketchup or there is a dire need to visit the local NHS palace. Nooooooooooo ! I'd done the dirty 'a clip too far' and on the other side of the bridge was a large piece of nad skin missing. It looked about the size of this here smilie with its vampire lips dripping with blood. My bollox now looked like a slaughtered lamb, with its throat cut Three hours later my stones have finally stopped bleeding, so all you arrse chicks owe me big time!!!