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  1. Mighty Thor came down from Valhalla and spied a beautiful young maiden in the woods. He assumed the form of a handsome young man and "accidentally" bumped into her. She fell for his boyish good looks and invited him back to her cottage where they made mad passionate love all night long.
    The next morning Mighty Thor awoke to find the young lass brushing her hair. He felt he should introduce himself properly and said, "I have something to tell you, my sweet: I am Mighty Thor!"
    "You're Thor?!" she exclaimed. "YOU'RE Thor?! I'm tho thore I can hardly pith!"