This Years Dumb Exam Answers

Wordsmith

LE
Book Reviewer
Courtesy of the Telegraph

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/universityeducation/10959363/32-worst-exam-howlers-of-all-time.html

A selection therein:

5. When should a motorist use his or her bright beams?
When he wants to be an asshole

9. What is methane?
Methane is a smelly greenhouse gas which is produced when trees and/or cows are burned.

12. Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom.

18. A star in the sky suddenly brightens to many times its original brightness and then fades gradually over the next several years. Hypothesise what happened in terms of a star’s life cycle:
It just had a hot flash and is probably going through menopause.

23. Brian has 50 slices of cake. He eats 48. What has he now?

Diabetes.

25. A 1km sized asteroid is discovered…
Send Bruce Willis.

32. What is a turbine?
Something an Arab or a Shriek wears on his head.
Wordsmith :rolleyes:
 
Some of them really do look like they are made up by a journo late to post copy but I did like this one:

20. Write two hundred thousand in figures:
Two hundred thousand in figures.
 

pez_perrett

Old-Salt
Proof he does exist

6. Why are there rings on Saturn?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it
 

spins

Old-Salt
Recycled tosh.
0/10 DT.
Can do better.

spins
 
Had the book of these on my kindle for the last 2 years.
 
Some good ones:
19. What is sexual bullying?
Punching someone in the vagina.

25. A 1km sized asteroid is discovered…
Send Bruce Willis.

32. What is a turbine?
Something an Arab or a Shriek wears on his head.
 

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