This Week's Army Scandal in The Scum

#1
FIVE Queen’s bodyguards filmed themselves having group sex with a girl in an Army barracks.

The Life Guards troopers — members of the British Army’s most senior regiment — staged the late-night orgy less than a mile from Buckingham Palace.

They then distributed copies of the video among colleagues.



Whilst it may be good skills for the lads - why do these idiots insist on getting caught?

If you do make a video/take pictures, at least have the intelligence to keep your faces out of the picture.

Also how did they know that they were Life Guards? - Still wearing their shiny kit?
 
#2
Pasty Boy said:
FIVE Queen’s bodyguards filmed themselves having group sex with a girl in an Army barracks.

The Life Guards troopers — members of the British Army’s most senior regiment — staged the late-night orgy less than a mile from Buckingham Palace.

They then distributed copies of the video among colleagues.



Whilst it may be good skills for the lads - why do these idiots insist on getting caught?

If you do make a video/take pictures, at least have the intelligence to keep your faces out of the picture.

Also how did they know that they were Life Guards? - Still wearing their shiny kit?
thier helmets were in plain sight alledgedly :twisted:
 
#5
canteen_cowboy said:
Pasty Boy said:
FIVE Queen’s bodyguards filmed themselves having group sex with a girl in an Army barracks.

The Life Guards troopers — members of the British Army’s most senior regiment — staged the late-night orgy less than a mile from Buckingham Palace.

They then distributed copies of the video among colleagues.



Whilst it may be good skills for the lads - why do these idiots insist on getting caught?

If you do make a video/take pictures, at least have the intelligence to keep your faces out of the picture.

Also how did they know that they were Life Guards? - Still wearing their shiny kit?
thier helmets were in plain sight alledgedly :twisted:edited to make DB look a litle more crazy than she is :wink:
 
#7
Probably Knew they were life guards from their riding style.
 
#8
I've just read the article. :D :D :D :D

The ringleader should be promoted immediatly, he shows exactly the sort of style, charisma and leadership that is lacking in so many of today's JNCOs. :wink:

Up the Cavalry :D
 
#13
Loved the bit in the text of the Scum article where it talks about the 'disgusted squaddie' that contacted the Sun; 'money grabbing opportunist squaddie' would perhaps be more appropriate.

Whta's the betting that the video has been well and truly copied around our noble Scum journos??
 
#14
Are these the same cnuts that took a full page advert in Soldier, on the eve of Desert Driveby II declaring themselves as 'The Paper behind our Boys?'

Behind our boys all right, holding a fcuking Fairbain-Sykes.

BOYCOTT THIS B A S T A R D RAG.

I think this should be our next campaign , boycott the Scum, and buy a proper paper.

Now if only the Torygraph or FT had tits in , we could all get proper news, raise the reading standard across the Army and start the day with a nice pair of Essex chebs.

BOYCOTT THE SUN.
 
#15
I like the bit about "less than a mile away from Buckingham Palace". As if they were going to ring Liz and her to join in. :roll:

Instead of wasting money on teams of squaddies to tour the country promoting the army(KAPE, RRT etc) why not send these lads, plus the video, round some schools instead.

"Remember kids, Army life isn't all windsurfing and rockclimbing. Last night we drank loads of beer, went 5 up on some scutter and got paid for it"

It would be like the storming of the Winter Palace at my local ACIO
 
#16
most scouser's have been boycotting the scum for years, after the reporting of the Hillsbourgh disaster. You can always buy the "Sport"! you would never have got stories like this in the old "Sixth sense" or the "Echo".
 
#17
Pasty Boy said:
FIVE Queen’s bodyguards filmed themselves having group sex with a girl in an Army barracks.

Whilst it may be good skills for the lads - why do these idiots insist on getting caught?


Maybe they were trying for a reenactment of the horse with the green tail saga?
 
#18
PartTimePongo said:
Are these the same cnuts that took a full page advert in Soldier, on the eve of Desert Driveby II declaring themselves as 'The Paper behind our Boys?'

Behind our boys all right, holding a fcuking Fairbain-Sykes.

BOYCOTT THIS B A S T A R D RAG.

I think this should be our next campaign , boycott the Scum, and buy a proper paper.

Now if only the Torygraph or FT had tits in , we could all get proper news, raise the reading standard across the Army and start the day with a nice pair of Essex chebs.

BOYCOTT THE SUN.
Concur. It is a paper written by c**ts, for c**ts. What I find most depressing, however, is that somebody in that unit sold the Scum the video. Apparently the soldier in question was so disgusted by his oppo's shennanigans, he felt that it was his moral duty to sell the tape to the paper for a few grand :roll: The result: his mates faces are plastered all over a national paper, which I am sure was a lovely surprise to their partners and famillies, and they have all been dumped in the sh*t. Good day's work fella, I hope we serve together someday. :roll:

PS
The Telegraph does have plenty of tits in it, they are all on the Commentary pages... :twisted:

PPS
And as One For The Ladies, the Tory graph occasionally has a c*ck in it as well, he is called Mark Steyn.... :twisted: :twisted:

PPPS
AKA "Mystic Mark", because of his somewhat wistful prophecys WRT the situation in Iraq.
 
#19
Jesus, what a bunch of fools! I do agree about the comments on The Scum newspaper, written by twats, for twats in my opinion.

Going off on a slight tangent I thought that RMP close protection soldiers and officers took care of being BG's for the Royal Family? Is there a section of the Army for the sole purpose of guarding our Queenie and her family?!

They ain't in all of the literature I've read! :?
 
#20
Mark Steyn

If ever there is an Olympic event for being a rabble rousing tool , Mark will be UK team Captain.

I'm serious about organising an initative to boycott the Sun.

The fcuking hypocrasy is breathtaking .

The paper that 'supports our boys' , but it's first with the stories of anything that puts the Army in a bad light.

Why the fcuk are we buying a paper that has fcuks us over every chance it gets? For the Tits? For the Football?

The Sun sells a lot of copies to Brit Forces, how about boycotting the bloody thing, till they stop trying to fcuk us over at every opportunity?

I'm not saying the Sun has no right to report news, but I object to the staple diet of Mrs. Captain Butterlegs banging PTI Cpl. Cabbagehead , or judging our people guilty before the incident even gets to court.

A large drink to the first person that can dig something out of Mrs. Henno's background proving ;

a. She has had a downer on Squaddies since one dumped her etc etc

b. She is on orders from the grockle Campballs to humiliate the Army every chance she gets , because it's time they got back in their box.

c. Or make it up , and make it plausible :twisted: No, don't do that , they've a fine collection of Ambulance chasers :cry:

In the interim, just for one day tomorrow, boycott the bloody thing, better still , boycott it for a week.
 

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