this time next next week

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sa80headshot, Mar 28, 2011.

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  1. i will be on the front pages of the major tabloids,you didnt have to push me arrse,but im afraid its time for me to be on them
  2. The Judge decided on your sentence then? Jolly good, must have been a biggy to get on the front page, then again, they print any old shite...
  3. Is there another paedophile ring about to be busted then?
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  4. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Are you opening a Supermarket in Chelmsford or something equally newsworthy?
  5. so your Browns rent boy
  6. Derrick Bird/Michael Ryan/Thomas Hamilton or just a Walt?
  7. Are you being exposed as "ArronMikes" alter ego? Do fuck off.
  8. Hopefully after a successful suicide.
  9. It must be Jordan dancing on fucking ice.
  10. Are you going to kill yourself in some spectacular way?

    I want it known that I never pushed yours or any blokes arrse as I am not in the same orientation as Jarrod!
  11. "Teenage boy stores spare change in cunt"
  12. I bet it's no where near as good as my media pieces, bloody amateur.
  13. The only thing on the papers next week will be your homeless self trying to keep warm.
  14. Corrected that for you.
  15. Will it involve a satsuma and black plastic bag?
    Mods, can't you do something to get rid of this annoying turd? Please.