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Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by TangoZeroAlpha, Jul 6, 2004.

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  1. Sheriff Joe Arpaio, the local county sheriff in Maricopa County (, Arizona has introduced highly extreme jail measures:

    He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.

    He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails.

    Took away their weights.

    Cut off all but "G" movies.

    He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects. Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.

    He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again but only let in the Disney channel and the weather channel. When asked why the weather channel he replied, so they will know how hot it's going to be while they are working on my chain gangs.

    He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value. When the inmates complained, he told them..... (this is a good one)......"This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back."

    He bought Newt Gingrich's lecture series on videotape that he pipes into the jails. When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series might explain why a lot of the inmates were in his jails in the first place.

    With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees & just set a new record), the Associated Press reports: About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed-wire-surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their government-issued pink boxer shorts. On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 degrees inside the week before.

    Many were also swathed in wet, pink towels as sweat collected on their chests and dripped down to their pink socks. It feels like we are in a furnace," said James Zanzot, an inmate who has lived in the tents for 1 1/2 years. "It's inhumane." (So are the crimes these fools committed)

    Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago started making his prisoners wear pink clothes, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic. He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates: It's 120 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, and they have to wear full battle gear, but they didn't commit any crimes, so shut your damned mouths."

    Way to go Joe!!
  2. This guy should seriously consider running for president - at least he has courage in his convictions - unlike the fcukwit in the oval office at the moment.
  3. Sounds a bit of a soft lefty social worker type to me.
  4. Agreed - wish I could watch the disney channel and the weather all day.
  5. msr

    msr LE

  6. Yeah, You're right about recidivism though they now do their crimes in Colorado... the temperature is more benign and no pink uniforms. Seriously though this situation and the guy who had the balls to create it is under intense pressure from the liberal left. The winds of change are blowing through the US Correctional sysem and it's a liberal one. Bound to hit AZ soon, more's the pity.
  7. Has he banned the boiled egg eating competitions like they had in "Cool-Hand Luke" ?
  8. Get this man over here! :wink:
  9. 1 problem We have no hot weather :(
  10. Is it me or does Brighton Hippy seem to be aply named? Check out his posts!