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ugly

LE
Moderator
Not wanting to be seen as not impartial:
Lodge?
 
"Would ye like a chicken supper Bobby Sands..." *dances*
 
PMSL.......Watch the weight fly away....the Bobby Sands way. Guaranteed to have the drastic results required that makes you half a man in 69 days or .......well we know the final result.

Slow death was too good for the national slimmer of the year.

Have fond memories of 2 UDR placing sandwiches and horror bags on the memorial in XMG.


fastmedic
 
fastmedic said:
PMSL.......Watch the weight fly away....the Bobby Sands way. Guaranteed to have the drastic results required that makes you half a man in 69 days or .......well we know the final result.

Slow death was too good for the national slimmer of the year.

Have fond memories of 2 UDR placing sandwiches and horror bags on the memorial in XMG.


fastmedic
My old man has just cracked up reading that!
 

GDav

LE
Ah - the smallest beach in Ireland - Bobby Sands.
 
His funeral was notable. Pallbearers were designed to be sympathetic in appearance. Six pygmies dressed in the Sands colours(custard yellow) performed the hop, skip and jump to the graveside.

The sermon consisted of the Slimfast anthem closely followed by Ginsters lament! Gordon Ramsay read a passage from 'Foods to Die For'.

Much was made of the suggestion that Sands was to be cremated, however investigations revealed that there were insufficient remains for combustion to be effective!

Sands will be remembered by the community of 'H' block at the Lazy K for many things.......however his love of prison food will not be one of them.

fastmedic
 

Bugsy

LE
What a really clever and diplomatic way to bridge the differences, just when everything's running so "nice an' peaceful" like. Uggers, you must be dead proud of yerself thinking up that one! 'S'hett Leuüt!

MsG
 

GDav

LE
Bugsy said:
What a really clever and diplomatic way to bridge the differences, just when everything's running so "nice an' peaceful" like. Uggers, you must be dead proud of yerself thinking up that one! 'S'hett Leuüt!

MsG
It's squaddy humour mate. You know respect doesn't come into it. Much the same is said about the proddies. Don't go working yourself up or we'll have to fetch matron.
 

ugly

LE
Moderator
Look at the second post, it makes out an orange lodge band to be queer folk! Who said I wasnt fair!
 

ugly

LE
Moderator
Just checking this is the NAAFI isnt it?
 

pomps

LE
Our lot took him a xmas dinner to his plott in the 80's..... lagged myself laughing.... local were not impressed
 
Member of the 1981 IRA Synchronised Slimming Team weren't he?

Good vid
 

dgc890

Swinger
Wasn't he an author of one of the worlds shortest books along with

1. The Jewish book of Christmas presents.
2. Italian War Heroes.
3. The Bobby sands cookl book.
 

GDav

LE
Q )What is Bobby Sands' telephone number?
A )8080 (ate nothing ate nothing).
 

imagelost

Clanker
good one ugly, well done. let me family watch it.got half clue now.poeple forget.
 

GDav

LE
Yep. Hard to believe sh1t like that happened in the 20th century.
 

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