This seems a bit fishy to me....

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  1. Right this is my first post here. I am at AFC(H), and i got a facebook freind request from this girl....
    Read this chat log and see if you find it a bit wierd, cos it doesnt seem like the army to employ flirty 16 year old lasses to visit lonely soldiers and *talk* to them...

    14:17Girl
    hya hope u dont mind me adding u
    14:17LICD
    nps
    you doing an army thing i take it?
    14:18Girl
    i just like talking to army people lol coz im in this thing were i serport them lol coz i wanted to join but a cunt coz a had an oparations so a go to there camps nd tlk to them
    14:19LICD
    right
    14:19Girl
    lol a hope u dont mind sexyarse
    14:19LICD
    you got a few guys from my platoon allready added
    hahaha
    you visited harrogate yet?
    14:20Girl
    have a lol
    14:20LICD
    aye
    14:20Girl
    nor nah av only been to the one in scottland nd catric a only started this like 3 month ago
    14:21LICD
    right
    14:21Girl
    harrogate is tht were your based like
    14:21LICD
    aye
    you up from newcastle?
    14:22Girl
    sunderland
    14:22Licd
    thats next to it right?
    14:22Girl
    emm if u want me to cme see ya ill try get down there nd tlk if thts wat ya want ill cme see ya
    iii its next to it
    14:22LICD
    thort so
    well AFC harrogate is just for junior soldiers
    so its like 1000 16-17 year olds
    14:23Girl
    ii ano
    14:23LICD
    im sure they would be happy to see a lass :p
    14:23Girl
    lol
    ill make a not lol am only 16 me sell lol
    coz this is wat am doing now a payed for it lol
    14:24LICD
    what do you mean?
    14:25Girl
    wen a left school a came straight onto doing this adding army people on facebook nd tlkin to them then a joined this thing were a get payed 200 pound a month to tlk too lads in the army nd like go visoit them at there camp if they wanted me to
    14:26LICD
    thats a really nice thing to do
    14:27GIrl
    ii a rea;llly like doing it but smethimes a get karried away lol emm av got a meetin bout this wat am doing at 3 so a need to go get ready nd ill try me best to cme see u ok will u be on lata nd ill tlk to u sexy

    Any catterick lads ablee to confirm this?
     
  2. Confirm it, I cant even read it !
     
  3. Dunno... Can't fucking translate it all...
     
  4. wurthers original anyone? Sounds like some dodgy paedo setup!

    Is she fit? :D
     
  5. My eues are bleeding from text speak AND from the sheer bloody naivety of the lad posting!!
     
  6. Well she does want to help the army types so maybe she wouldnt mind havin her picture on this site dedicated to us :D

    But hey typin is pretty atrocious.
     
  7. My fcukin' eyes are bleeding after reading that!

    The gist of it is she is either

    a. A hooker
    b. A hooker
    c. A Hooker

    Or it's one of your mates with a fake account trying to out you as a kiddy fiddler........
     
  8. Yeah i did think it sounded a bit wierd lol.

    Doubt its one of my mates as this girl has at least 7 people from my platoon annd a load of other pople who could be toms.
    So has anyone else got this treatment then?
     
  9. Not yet?? Where do I sign the register....errrrrmm......sign up???!!
     
  10. English please?
     
  11. Well it's a dirty old perv who likes to play 'little miss innocent' with naive squaddies who are looking on the internet for young girlies to impress.
     
  12. My eyes my eyes
     
  13. I shall ask rug rat number one to translate when it gets in.
     
  14. I was expecting the line "love you long time, twenty bucky, sucky,sucky"
    to follow all that.
     
  15. I know - my Serbo-Croat is better than that - and my Serbo-Croat is appalling :D

    However it does seem a tad suspicious :evil:

    Or you could be pasing up a good sh@g :twisted:

    Your call LICD - se you in Court 8)