This raised a smile

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by roninxix, Oct 5, 2012.

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  1. This was posted on arsecrack. It raised a smile, but then again I am known for being a boring cunt.


    What a well thought-out plan!!!!!


    I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto.

    I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs.
    Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

    That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque,
    thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque.

    We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy ",
    and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."

    Next door should be a butcher shop that specialises in pork, and
    adjacent to that an open-pit barbeque pork restaurant, called "Iraq o' Ribs."

    Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret "; with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.

    Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge ", its name in flashing neon lights and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."

    All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so their mosque issue would not be a problem for others.
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  2. Excellent.

    Please feel free to share any other 'hilarious' Facebook statuses and/or chain emails you receive!

    Especially the ones that end with 'I think I know the ones who'll repost/forward this. For the ones that don't, it's a shame you don't support our troops as they fight for you' and the like.
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  3. V good, love the topless bar
  4. 'This raised a smile'?? No it bloody didn't.
  5. Actually it did have all that bollocks at the end of it, but as that sort of shite makes my gag reflex react I deleted it. Talking of gag reflexes how is your mum?
  6. Still dead. Probably still better at emergency banter than you though.
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  7. It was about as funny as Miranda Hart.
  8. Possibly, still a shame though..........son.
  9. I wouldn't have thought so. If my Dad was the kind of person to post shite like that on the internet I'd have killed myself by now.
  10. Don't let me stop you, my good man.
  11. Shame, the only good thing on Facefuck is the IBA Christmas Panto (can I do rear donkey, behind Fair maid of Perth, failing that, Jarrod will do).

    If you re not behind our troops, please feel free to ............. etc, throw up etc

    Do you know someone who is dying from xyz? Post this to your status and help cure them....

    Yeh, right.

    Obviously, Zuckerbergs parents escaped the big German Holiday.
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  12. for some strange reason, i find her really sexually attractive, and would like to expand her balloon knot with my fist.

    yes i know its wrong but thats just the way it is.
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  13. Why the long face?


  14. Its fucking wide too the fat heffer