This One Takes The Cake...

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Rocketeer, Feb 22, 2007.

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  1. Just what a drunken guy needs.. can't even take a p*ss without a woman telling him what he should be doing..

    Still, you do get to wizz all over some broad talking trash at you..

    " New Mexico [ according to the Kansas City Star ] has ordered 500 talking urinal cakes that will deliver a recorded anti-driving-while-impaired message to bar and restaurant patrons who make one last pit stop before getting behind the wheel. ' Hey there, big guy. Having a few drinks?' a female voice says a few seconds after an approaching male sets off a proximity device/motion sensor in the cake. ' It's time to call a cab or ask a sober friend for a ride home. ' "

    There may be a Wizmark Interactive Urinal Communicator coming to a men's room near you..

    I'm thinking that there will be some techno-geeks out there just itching to re-tool/re-programme these suckers for fun and profit..

    still, it beats having to watch a flat-screen TV pushing ads at you while you empty the bladder as they have in some bars and bistros..

    Bet a bunch get stolen/appropriated as well for future use elsewhere..

    oh, the fun to be had..
  2. could be worse, she could say "feck me,i've seen bigger!! can you stretch it abit?"