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Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Joshing-lens, Dec 20, 2012.

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  1. At the end of the tax year, the NZ Inland Revenue Department sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the IRD agent was checking the books he turned to the CEO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?"

    "Good question," noted the CEO. "We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages."

    "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.

    "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?"

    "Ah, yes," replied the CEO, realising that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of plaster."

    "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CEO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"

    "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CEO. "What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the Inland Revenue Department office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick!"
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  2. A guy once made a wallet out of foreskins, and when he rubbed it,

    it turned into a suitcase..........

    Right, I have to go my taxi is outside!!
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  3. I got caned at school for telling that joke, because the way I told it was said to be anti-semetic. Oh and how much dust did you have to blow off your? I told it in 1966.
  4. Sorry I can't hear you to well the taxi driver has his radio turned up high....

    But from what I can make out, you are very old.............. No??
  5. AAGF


    All I know is that when Piers Morgan was circumcised, they threw away the wrong piece ...
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  6. They threw away the wrong bit when he was born...

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  7. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    Why can't you circumcise Piers Morgan?

    Cos there's no end to the prick....
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    Please be advised,
    I am sick and tired of receiving questions about my dog who mauled
    six illegal immigrants, thirty nine gypsies from Dale Farm, two rappers,
    nine teenagers with pants hanging down past their backsides,
    eight customer service desk people speaking in broken English,
    twenty eight rioters with appeals pending and a Muslim taxi driver. ..........................................................................
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