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#1
,,,,,,,,>that keeps popping up over there......anyone tried it yet because I keep getting scared by the orange looking old trollop with the white hair who looks like an umpa lumpa......scary indeed.
Someone must have had a crack.....
 
#2
,,,,,,,,>that keeps popping up over there......anyone tried it yet because I keep getting scared by the orange looking old trollop with the white hair who looks like an umpa lumpa......scary indeed.
Someone must have had a crack.....
I think it goes off which websites you've recently looked at. Mine switches between Clarks Shoes and flights to Australia.

Got anything to tell us or is it time for bed?

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Heheheheheeeeeee.
 
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#3
,,,,,,,,>that keeps popping up over there......anyone tried it yet because I keep getting scared by the orange looking old trollop with the white hair who looks like an umpa lumpa......scary indeed.
Someone must have had a crack.....
I expect she had one once, probably full of cobwebs now. But seriously JD, I feel your pain as I keep being sent these insulting invitations too. Bit infra dig really. Do tell me what you're going to do about it :)
 
#5
it also depends on where you are geographically.
 
#6
I find it insulting that they show the mature dating site, when I am a fit virile young man (in my mind !)
 
#7
it also depends on where you are geographically.
They are showing me adverts for Clarks Shoes, with free delivery.

Must resist.

Must resist.

Must resist.

I'll just have a little look, alright, see if I like anything, and I'll put it on my Christmas list.

Shooooooooes.

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lumpy2

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#8
Clarks aren't a problem these days, Sluggy. The time to worry is when you graduate to Kays.
 
#9
Clarks aren't a problem these days, Sluggy. The time to worry is when you graduate to Kays.
When I'm a size 12, I may jump up to Kays and buy some comfies. In the meantime, can I carry on letching at black leather thigh length boots?

I knew I should have bought them 2 years ago when I saw them in the Southampton shop.
 
#11
They are showing me adverts for Clarks Shoes, with free delivery.

Must resist.

Must resist.

Must resist.

I'll just have a little look, alright, see if I like anything, and I'll put it on my Christmas list.

Shooooooooes.

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That is a seriously nice shoe.
Do they do a size 9 in them ?
 
#12
Yes Sluggy a pair of thigh length FMBs is just what you need, go for it.
 
#13
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Biscuits_AB

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#17
When I'm a size 12, I may jump up to Kays and buy some comfies. In the meantime, can I carry on letching at black leather thigh length boots?

I knew I should have bought them 2 years ago when I saw them in the Southampton shop.
With a face like yours, you might as well save your money and stick to DMS Boots and puttees. They'll be equally as effective but better economically.
 
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Biscuits_AB

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#18
,,,,,,,,>that keeps popping up over there......anyone tried it yet because I keep getting scared by the orange looking old trollop with the white hair who looks like an umpa lumpa......scary indeed.
Someone must have had a crack.....
That is scary isn't it. Fuck, if that's what it looks like with the slap on, how fucking rough does it look at half six in the morning when you're trying to sneak out the door. Stood there in her 'house coat' and slippers,mug of tea in one hand and half smoked Embassy in the other (she definitely looks like she's the sort to have a 'smokers voice'...bit like that old biddy on Dragon's Den, but skint). Bet she wears 'leisure suits' as well. I'd do the dark haired one in the black though.
 
#20
Personally I would smash her. With a bit of technique you might only see the back of her head
 
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