This Mature Dating Site......>

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by jack-daniels, Oct 8, 2011.

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  1. ,,,,,,,,>that keeps popping up over there......anyone tried it yet because I keep getting scared by the orange looking old trollop with the white hair who looks like an umpa lumpa......scary indeed.
    Someone must have had a crack.....
     
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  2. I think it goes off which websites you've recently looked at. Mine switches between Clarks Shoes and flights to Australia.

    Got anything to tell us or is it time for bed?

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    Heheheheheeeeeee.
     
  3. I expect she had one once, probably full of cobwebs now. But seriously JD, I feel your pain as I keep being sent these insulting invitations too. Bit infra dig really. Do tell me what you're going to do about it :)
     
  4. Hopefully, JD'll take one for the team and let us know how it went.
     
  5. it also depends on where you are geographically.
     
  6. HHH

    HHH LE

    I find it insulting that they show the mature dating site, when I am a fit virile young man (in my mind !)
     
  7. They are showing me adverts for Clarks Shoes, with free delivery.

    Must resist.

    Must resist.

    Must resist.

    I'll just have a little look, alright, see if I like anything, and I'll put it on my Christmas list.

    Shooooooooes.

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  8. Clarks aren't a problem these days, Sluggy. The time to worry is when you graduate to Kays.
     
  9. When I'm a size 12, I may jump up to Kays and buy some comfies. In the meantime, can I carry on letching at black leather thigh length boots?

    I knew I should have bought them 2 years ago when I saw them in the Southampton shop.
     
  10. Matches your eyes nicely.
     
  11. HHH

    HHH LE


    That is a seriously nice shoe.
    Do they do a size 9 in them ?
     
  12. Yes Sluggy a pair of thigh length FMBs is just what you need, go for it.
     
  13. They'll match yours when I put the stiletto into your swede. :eye:
     
  14. Luv you, too. :)
     
  15. None of you are Mature as in grown up enough to join
     
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