This man would be suicidal if a bird shat on his car

[EX_STAB]

As the first poster on the car forum responded:

It's a Vauxhall Astra FFS!

 

[silverfoxsailor]

you mean - despite all that effort and cash - its still only an Astra FFS.

 

[fastmedic]

It's sad that the only thing that would get this muppet sexually excited would be a highly polished alloy of no less than 17" with low profiles

Get a life you sad, pathetic example of humanity


fastmedic

 

[whatnow?]

fcuk a bird shitting on it ,ill do it now!!!wearing footie boots with metal studs to get onto the roof (need a bit of grip)

then put a claymore in his glove box

SAD man wasting a lot of oxygen hope a joyrider nicks it lols

 

[rebel_with_a_cause]

I haven't washed my car since I got it.

I had to get my cars docs out to find out what colour its supposed to be.

 

[thegimp]

WTF

I hand painted my latest motor with an old paint brush found in the garage

Total price 25 quid for paint, 3 hours of my time

This fecker definitely hasn't got a bird or any mates

sad sad sad

 

[the_matelot]

He really, really, really needs to get out more....

 

[Bambi]

Don't any of you people feel sorry for the poor sad b*stard?

 

[Run_Charlie!]

He needs a blow job!

 

[IckleMissNawti]

"don't be given me evils, just 'cos my cars shinier than yours!"

 

[old_fat_and_hairy]

He needs a blow job!

So do I, and then maybe I'll clean my car.

 

[IckleMissNawti]

Command task for you Hedgie:

1. Find out the sad gits address.
2. Find some local slapper who´s up for a laugh.
3. Check battery charge on camera.
4. Post results on ARRSE.
5. Earn a night out on the lash at my expense.

The guys face could be used for the "priceless" part of a VISA advert

well the nob jockeys, put a pic up that has his license plate on, so he obviously wants to be found xxx

 

[maninblack]

The great thing is that he shows his standing as a know nothing fucktard when he boasts about using leather form Bridge of Weir.

If there is a Vauxhall Astra of leather tanneries it has to be Bridge Of Weir. They have replaced Connolly as the leather of choice for the ignoramous and ill educated twerp.

 

[thegimp]

MIB
You know tooooooo much about this subject!!

 

[tattooedlady]

He really, really, really needs to get out more....

I think that sums it up completely, although considering I just read the whole first page so I must have too much time on my hands too