This man would be suicidal if a bird shat on his car

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  2. If a bird shat on my car, I'd knock the fcuk out of her........dirty bitch!
  3. depends if she had been on the guinness & dry roasted nuts the night before.
  4. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Likewise, but a bit of watersport outside the car wouldn't be too bad.

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  5. Just had a look at the photos. That sad fücker needs to get laid. Failing that, a life would do :geek:
  6. Not talking about your photo O_F_A_H.

    THAT is class :thumright:
  7. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Dopey cnut has polished the fcuk out of the lacker, and removed it.

    Ooooooh looooook, I think I've just shot my load - a SHINY VAUXHALL!
  8. Must say I was very disapointed

    I read this thread thinking at some stage some

    bird was going to take a dump in his car
  9. I'd bet on his bird being 16 just finishing her GCSE's
  10. Command task for you Hedgie:

    1. Find out the sad gits address.
    2. Find some local slapper who´s up for a laugh.
    3. Check battery charge on camera.
    4. Post results on ARRSE.
    5. Earn a night out on the lash at my expense.

    The guys face could be used for the "priceless" part of a VISA advert :twisted:
  11. Now that's the sort of anal cnut you need for block jobs during basic.....

    And it's only a fcuking Vauxhall........
  12. Proof that you can polish a turd. What a cunt.
  13. He's probably not going to drive it now, for fear that it might get dirty.
  14. I haven't washed my car since I got it.