Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Run_Charlie!, Apr 6, 2007.
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What a cnut!
If a bird shat on my car, I'd knock the fcuk out of her........dirty bitch!
depends if she had been on the guinness & dry roasted nuts the night before.
Likewise, but a bit of watersport outside the car wouldn't be too bad.
Just had a look at the photos. That sad fÃ¼cker needs to get laid. Failing that, a life would do
Not talking about your photo O_F_A_H.
THAT is class
Dopey cnut has polished the fcuk out of the lacker, and removed it.
Ooooooh looooook, I think I've just shot my load - a SHINY VAUXHALL!
Must say I was very disapointed
I read this thread thinking at some stage some
bird was going to take a dump in his car
I'd bet on his bird being 16 just finishing her GCSE's
Command task for you Hedgie:
1. Find out the sad gits address.
2. Find some local slapper whoÂ´s up for a laugh.
3. Check battery charge on camera.
4. Post results on ARRSE.
5. Earn a night out on the lash at my expense.
The guys face could be used for the "priceless" part of a VISA advert
Now that's the sort of anal cnut you need for block jobs during basic.....
And it's only a fcuking Vauxhall........
Proof that you can polish a turd. What a cunt.
He's probably not going to drive it now, for fear that it might get dirty.
I haven't washed my car since I got it.
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