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This man would be suicidal if a bird shat on his car

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GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
 
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If a bird shat on my car, I'd knock the fcuk out of her........dirty bitch!
 
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Tartan_Terrier said:
If a bird shat on my car, I'd knock the fcuk out of her........dirty bitch!
depends if she had been on the guinness & dry roasted nuts the night before.
 

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Tartan_Terrier said:
If a bird shat on my car, I'd knock the fcuk out of her........dirty bitch!
Likewise, but a bit of watersport outside the car wouldn't be too bad.
 

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Dopey cnut has polished the fcuk out of the lacker, and removed it.

Ooooooh looooook, I think I've just shot my load - a SHINY VAUXHALL!
 
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Must say I was very disapointed

I read this thread thinking at some stage some

bird was going to take a dump in his car
 
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Command task for you Hedgie:

1. Find out the sad gits address.
2. Find some local slapper who´s up for a laugh.
3. Check battery charge on camera.
4. Post results on ARRSE.
5. Earn a night out on the lash at my expense.

The guys face could be used for the "priceless" part of a VISA advert :twisted:
 
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you mean - despite all that effort and cash - its still only an Astra FFS.
 
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It's sad that the only thing that would get this muppet sexually excited would be a highly polished alloy of no less than 17" with low profiles :p

Get a life you sad, pathetic example of humanity 8O


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:twisted: fcuk a bird shitting on it ,ill do it now!!!wearing footie boots with metal studs to get onto the roof (need a bit of grip)

then put a claymore in his glove box

:x SAD man wasting a lot of oxygen hope a joyrider nicks it lols :twisted:
 
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Forks said:
I haven't washed my car since I got it.
I had to get my cars docs out to find out what colour its supposed to be.
 

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