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  1. Winston Mugabe and his longtime girlfriend Precious, are happy to announce the birth of thier 7th child. The couple are delighted that thier latest offspring (to be named Gimmedat)
    has already began to show signs of following in her fathers foosteps when she tried to grab his Blackberry phone.

    The couples other 6 children are gifted too and each has thier own speciality. The oldest, Mercedes brought home 2 colour TV's before she was 6. Another child (Giro) has shown a particular interest in fashion, he has designs on Adidas, Nike and Reebok trainers.
    The couple will be visited later today by Winstons lifelong social worker to see what extra benefits the family will be entitled to and if thier present housing needs are adequate.
  2. TheIronDuke

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